How many youthworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Friday, October 12, 2007

Phil sent me these jokes, I don't know where he got them from but I thought they were hilarious:

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None, but we can ask the pizza guy to do it when he gets here.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but only because those parents didn't raise their children properly to do it themselves.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) As many as you can fit into a phonebox at one time.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) What 'lightbulbs' are God asking you to change in your life?

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, and gosh, he's so humble for doing it too, changing his own lightbulb, the vicar isn't this humble, the vicar probably gets someone else to do it, not the youth worker though, no, he changes it himself. Because I'm humble. Damn, I mean he's humble.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Two, one to change the lightbulb and then make a joke about it in the church announcements that manages to offend the church warden, his wife, and his four children, and one to listen to the other moan about why they're not asked to speak in church more often.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) You know, sometimes change is hard, but the person who had to deal with change the most was Jesus, when he came down to earth in human form. And Jesus wants you to do your quiet time. I mean trust and obey him.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but because he's changing the lightbulb he doesn't get the chance to give the talk at the end of the youth club, which also didn't happen last week, but that's cool, because apparently osmosis is a recognised evangelistic technique.

Q) How many youth leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) I have no idea what you're talking about? Lightbulb? Broken? Oh, but if you're getting the ladder out though, I don't suppose you'd mind seeing if you can find Jimmy's shoes behind the heating pipes up there? No, no, I don't know how they got up there either

1 comments:

These did make me chuckle. :) x

Ami. said...
October 13, 2007 12:47 pm  

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